November 5

National Moan in class day the only day we’re you can moan in your moms dad teachers ear or out loud

Jim: hey Tim you know what day it is?
Tim: oh god please no it’s November 5!
Jim: MOANS

by Charmanderz November 3, 2020

5 November

No sharing food day

On this day u don’t share ur food with anyone

Friend asked u for food u say it’s 5 November no sharing food day

by That_one_Girl_who_is_polish November 4, 2020

Article 5

The big red button in the Polish PM's office, ready to be pressed at a moment's notice when a Russian soldier farts over the border

-Sir! A Russian soldier has accidentally pissed over the border!
-Very well, initiate article 5
-Are you sure sir? Once the genie is out of the bottle, we can't put him back in.
*Tanc a lelek starts playing*

by Radialsnow October 31, 2022

October 5

October 5 is for you to go up to your crush and gold there hand

Your crush:hi-
You:*grabs hand*
*Holding hand*
You:holds crauh hand
Your crush:it's October 5?

by Frycruarymustpotato October 1, 2021

8 to 5

In marching band, 8 to 5 (or 22.5 inches) is the standard step size used. 8 steps to 5 yards.

For the parade, we will all be marching 8 to 5 to help keep uniformity among the band.

by Crazy Band Geek April 12, 2009

february 5

National Lick A Pussy Day

person 1:hey what the hell are you doing

person 2: *stops licking cat and looks at person 1* . Its february 5.

person 1: so ?

person 2: national lick a pussy day . you should too

by hornyjaehyun October 16, 2019

5 piece

Half a gram of marijuana (0.5G) normally sold for $5. Also commonly referred to as a nickel sack.

"Yo nigga I got 5 bucks, lets grab a 5 piece."

by DarkCore May 25, 2009