The big red button in the Polish PM's office, ready to be pressed at a moment's notice when a Russian soldier farts over the border
-Sir! A Russian soldier has accidentally pissed over the border!
-Very well, initiate article 5
-Are you sure sir? Once the genie is out of the bottle, we can't put him back in.
*Tanc a lelek starts playing*
-Very well, initiate article 5
-Are you sure sir? Once the genie is out of the bottle, we can't put him back in.
*Tanc a lelek starts playing*
by Radialsnow October 31, 2022
by That_one_Girl_who_is_polish November 04, 2020
National Moan in class day the only day we’re you can moan in your moms dad teachers ear or out loud
by Charmanderz November 04, 2020
When a girl says she is going to be gone for either 5 or 10 minutes, and you can't decide whether you have time to crank one off or not.
by DaisyCutterz November 22, 2011
by Frycruarymustpotato October 02, 2021
by Crazy Band Geek April 13, 2009
person 1:hey what the hell are you doing
person 2: *stops licking cat and looks at person 1* . Its february 5.
person 1: so ?
person 2: national lick a pussy day . you should too
person 2: *stops licking cat and looks at person 1* . Its february 5.
person 1: so ?
person 2: national lick a pussy day . you should too
by hornyjaehyun October 16, 2019