Joe-ment

Something done that puts you on a steady declining slope from being top of the world to the bottom of the barrel. Named for Joe Pesci and the decline of his career

"I got stood up on my date and then she blocked me"
"Absolute Joe-ment. It's not looking good for you"

by RottaTheHutt March 6, 2025

Joe Lo Truglio Is Escanor In A Green Suit Listening To Doctor Sparta's RX

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Joe Lo Truglio Is Escanor In A Green Suit Listening To Doctor Sparta's RX

by SuchBackSmacker March 15, 2025

Sloppy Joe Bro

When you eat a sloppy Joe with your bro, then eat each others ass holes

We are Sloppy Joe Bros

by ChristopherBrain March 15, 2025

DOUBLE O JOE

When one O IN JOE ISNT ENOUGH

HEY DOUBLE O JOOE ....YOU KNOW WHEN THE DOUBLE O IS ENOUGH !!

Where have you been double O Joe!!

by anonymous March 17, 2025

Joe Pesci impression

A bit you can do with your buddies, tell someone to do a Jay Leno impression, and then have them to a joe Pesci impression, where you do the “funny how” line. Tell them thats wrong and ask for more Italian Americans but NEVER ask for joe Pesci

For example, start with Jay Leno, then Robert De Niro, then Steve buschemi, then john Travolta, etc.

Keep doing the bit until you get sick of it or the person you’re doing it to kicks ya in the family jewels

person #1: Hey big man can you do that really great Jay Leno impression ?

Person #2: yeah I got you, YOU THINK IM A FUNNY GUY, FUNNY HOW? LIKE I’M A CLOWN, LIKE I AMUSE YOU??

Person #1: no no that’s not it, that’s Steve buschemi

Person #3: dude thats literally a joe Pesci impression.

Person #1 and #2: who the fuck is joe Pesci?

by Crammedlamb68 March 19, 2025

joe sheisty

a really lonely guy that doesn't pull

H/N: Hey did you see that guy, joe sheisty?
T/N: Yep. what a loser

by fart master 17 May 31, 2024

Roomba Joe

A telemarketer. A person who follows a script mindlessly according to a set pattern.

Roomba Joe is on the job. I interrupted his speech and he had to restart it.

by 3hourtour June 2, 2024