Mustache-face

an abnormally large, 1337 mustache.. on someone's face.

"Kamele has a mustache-face."

by Koury January 8, 2004

Indy Face

Indy Face is a condition that arises from the age old practice of inbreeding in midwestern families. The inbreeding, a strict no-no both biologically and morally, causes facial distortions in offspring of brothers and sisters, dad's and daughters that have "done the nasty." Inbred offspring have very distinct, warped facial features not unlike those with down's syndrome. I see a lot of these kinds of people when I visit the midwest annually, mostly at car shows in Indiana.

We were at the car show the other day and saw this family walking around together. Their kid had a major league case of "Indy Face."

by Johnny D February 7, 2006

Squirrel face

1. A woman with a huge ugly face, resembling that of a squirrel with nuts in its cheeks

2. Hitting someone with the face of a squirrel

Damn, that girl be a squirrel face! Man, dawg, look at that squirrel face....*throws up*

by Dapizzimp February 26, 2007

The North Face

The North Face is an exceptionally good clothing manufacturer headquartered in my hometown, Alameda, California, aka the coolest Bay Area city you've never heard of. The North Face makes outdoor and casual wear that is extremely well made, and looks good too. Their hoodies are among the best I've ever owned.

Some people label it as Yuppie clothing, but that's just because they're freezing their asses off in their Supreme leather jacket. Why spend $300 on a skimpy designer jacket made from napkins when you can spend $40 on the warmest motherfucking hoodie ever?

I'll leave it at that.

Me- "The North Face makes great clothes!"

by Supreme_Sucks March 6, 2017

tool face

a white boy who raps.

have a good summer tool face.

by owned!!! June 11, 2006

game face

the face that should be warn by a bus driver at all times, especially in times of alarm or warning

when the bus driver nearly crases and shits themselves, the game face must be applied to insure that the passangers are not alarmed

by chuck April 2, 2003

Jam Face

A condition that makes it look like somebody has slothered jam all around your mouth. Requires one to smear vasiline all over his face.

Dean "Hey what's that you've got coming up on your face?"
Jack "Oh right, that's ma Jam Face, i'm lubing it up every day"
Dean "Gay"

by UrbanScout 365 December 1, 2009