fuck ducker

A person who says "Not tonight, Honey...I have a headache."

"My boyfriend/husband/pool boy has been such a fuck ducker lately."

by livingdeadgirl August 13, 2006

titty fuck

When a man places his cock between a females lubed-up breasts (tits, in this case) and begins to rub it as if fucking a tight pussy or ass (whatever floats your boat) untill an orgasm is reached. The man then proceeds to blow his semen load on the female's face/chin area. Most men prefer huge tits.

Man, tori's tits aren't that big, but when i titty fuck that mark-ass trick's chest and she licks my tip, i blow a huge ass load on her fucking face.

by likestoeatpussy December 28, 2005

Fuck Nugget

Someone who is a complete tool or dickhead.

That guy is such a fuck nugget.

by ChelseaaaJaneee September 19, 2009

fuck a duck

An expletive
A phrase expressing panic or anger

It refers to a song to the tune of "row your boat"

Fuck fuck fuck a duck
Screw a kangaroo
Fingerbang an orangutan
And hump a rhino to

1) Fuck a duck! I am so late for class because of that traffic on the freeway!

by surely April 12, 2005

head fuck

A concept that you can't get your head around so you just sit there and do the verbal & mental equivalent of "?".

Uh? Headfuck!

by w00t April 2, 2004

Fuck the Dog

Relaxing by doing as little as possible. Generally one might watch TV, eat and nap.

by Alex August 18, 2003

Fuck Head

A Fuck Head is someone who has absolutely no idea about what is going on in the world, is commonly bald, and a total twat.

aka "The Supreme" Steve Matthews

by Jim November 14, 2004