A gnome that likes to tickle your asshole so much that you shit, and he slaps it back up. Usually causes constipation.
by allahu Ackbar May 05, 2017
When someone says or does something totally disagreeable. A socially acceptable
equivalent would be "oh for heaven's sake"
equivalent would be "oh for heaven's sake"
by BD1977 September 25, 2013
Severe constipation. It causes anger and jealousy watching your friends leave for the bathroom, knowing you still cannot. You're stomach swells to the size of the Hindenburgh, and yet still nothing happens. Thoughts of resulting to use of a trowel or explosives come to mind.
by Dr. Noe August 31, 2013
Something incredibly stupid and unbelievable, usually a false story. Not to be confused with hoe shit.
by BrosephtheDUDE December 15, 2014
by Woodpimp January 19, 2018
by Esa4 September 13, 2019
Noun; strong interjective, usually referencing child protective services in the state of Georgia, which is under the Department of Family and Children Services. (DFACS). Often invoked in conversation during heated moments or as a sign of great disdain in which a parent has demonstrated ineptitude in regards to be a basic provider for their children.
Chuckford: "I can't believe my mom sent me to school as a kid wearing those potato sacks on my feet."
Rastafarian Billy: "Yeah, that is some straight up deefacks shit right there. Can't believe she got away with that."
Chuckford: "Yeah, I mean I knew Berkenstocks were popular, but that shit was child abuse."
Rastafarian Billy: "Yeah, that is some straight up deefacks shit right there. Can't believe she got away with that."
Chuckford: "Yeah, I mean I knew Berkenstocks were popular, but that shit was child abuse."
by Defin-ite July 15, 2022