Secret Sex

When two or more people who are interconnected through mutual social or work acquaintances have sex and one of the sexual partners decides that the sexual encounter must remain secret. Secret sex is damaging to all parties involved.

While sailing the seas of Alaska with my parents, I was experiencing the glory of Secret Sex with the boat help.

by Ruprect July 26, 2006

leg sex

1. When a dog gets it on with your leg
2. When a politician gets it on with your leg

1. "Roinks, Raggy! I rawnna rump your reg!" - Scooby Doo
2. "Nyeeer, hya hya! Gimme another hump, Georgy!" - John Howard

by BASTARDIZED BOTTOMBURP May 26, 2003

skull sex

taking it in the eye socket

Marangon!!! Stop Having skull sex!!!

by michael bagatella September 18, 2003

aural sex

A play on the term "oral sex", the act of forcing one's tongue into the aural canal of a lover. In some cases, this sends massive waves close to an orgasm down the side of the body that the ear is on.

As he kissed her neck, he worked his way up to the ear to engage in some steamy aural sex.

by rogertheshrubber May 15, 2007

sex breakfast

The extravagant breakfast you make to when you wake up earlier than your partner the morning after sex. A kind of thank you. The kind where even people that hate cooking will make it with a perky disposition, because they got laid.

"Look at all this food!! You never cook."
"Sex breakfast, bro. You wouldn't believe where she let me put it last night..."

by phoobar April 9, 2013

timeless sex

sex that is so good that you lose all track of time.
It could have 10 minutes or an hour.
you don't know.

I had timeless sex with kathy.

by Deep Blue 2012 August 12, 2009

sex-Tourette

the act of a woman or man, who swears uncontrollably while orgasming and continues to do so.

she had sex-Tourette while orgasming! ... she said "holy shitmongers you fucking asshole!"

by kenobisan February 26, 2014