penis

i big thing that only black people have

i like penis

by jamichel the 3rd jr May 2, 2022

penis

aas hat

my penis is long anew hard anew in a goat

by pro fr amity December 29, 2019

penis murking

When you're jerking off and you lose your erection due to an embarrassing or negative outside force.

Friend: "why are you so down?"
Me: "couldn't finish busting a nut last night."
Friend: "why not?"
Me: "got a case of penis murking."

by xSebZero April 11, 2021

Penis Diarrhea

Penis Diarrhea is a usually misunderstood and confused with other similar conditions. This terrible disease, Penis Diarrhea, is a disease that is irreversible. And is lethal if not managed properly.

Symptoms include runny nose, headaches, nausea, memory loss, vision impairment, decrease in general senses, vomiting, diarrhea, low sex drive, erectile dysfunction, overly long urination, and, worst of all, micropenis.

If you have had more than one of these symptoms in the past two weeks, see a doctor.

Person One: "I feel nauseous, my head hurts, and I can't stop my nose from running."

Person Two: "I think you might have Penis Diarrhea, have you been to the doctor yet?"

by Sour MilkyNuts October 5, 2022

penis

nigger nigger shit bitch faggot fuck. kike nigger chinky. KNC BITCH. NIGGER IN THE HAUS.

if a penis went into a vagina it would explode.

by Horny Gator Nigger February 8, 2021

penis

a weird noodle on the men’s lower body

“that’s a weird penis”

by goddefining December 26, 2019

Penis Traumatic Stress Disorder

PTSD, A disorder in which a person sees and takes too much dick in their lives, causing major trauma when they see anything or anyone that looks like a penis.

Guy 1: Yo why does she have a fear of the sausages in the deli?
Guy 2: I think she has Penis Traumatic Stress Disorder.

by ThatDude11111 May 15, 2016