Johnny: “she wanted it differently last night !”
Paul: “oh dear me what have you done this time ?”
Johnny: “Nutjazzled nut”
Paul: “what’s that?”
Johnny: “When you take your cockend, dip it into the manuka honey and sprinkle some cracked nuts over it, after that push it right in her!”
Paul: “oh boy, hopefully you’ve had an epipen.”
Paul: “oh dear me what have you done this time ?”
Johnny: “Nutjazzled nut”
Paul: “what’s that?”
Johnny: “When you take your cockend, dip it into the manuka honey and sprinkle some cracked nuts over it, after that push it right in her!”
Paul: “oh boy, hopefully you’ve had an epipen.”
by voyceboy April 20, 2021
by lalallaalalalala1010101 June 04, 2014
"Dying so good you nut." When an actor has a death scene and as they die they make a dramatic o-face.
by Vampire Man Lover December 04, 2022
When you cum inside someone so much you feel a small explosion from your nuts into whatever you are jizzing into.
by nutty profesor August 13, 2017
"that was so good I have post nut tiredness"
by bigmanthings100 March 18, 2024
Jack : " ew what just fell on my head?! bird shit???"
Matt : " no silly, it was a nut-shell"
Jake : " lets stop walking past james simpsons house, he keeps dropping nut-shells on us"
Matt : " no silly, it was a nut-shell"
Jake : " lets stop walking past james simpsons house, he keeps dropping nut-shells on us"
by Kat street March 08, 2022
when you are eating snack mix and you sneeze and a nut comes out of your nose. you then attempt to eat said but again.
I'm eating a snack mix, and you know they have peanuts, and I sneezed and I was in the middle of eating a handful of nuts and one came out my nose. But here's the gross part I reate that nut booger. 😂😂😂"Heather Hamilton"
by taco..taco salad March 25, 2017