Hot pocket handjob

The act of somone recieving a handjob from a third party but the third party is using a hot pocket

Sarah gave me the best Hot pocket handjob of my life man, she even ate the hot pocket

by Checkeredbackpack September 19, 2013

hot and cold girl

-(noun)-definition: a girl who is into a guy one day, completely un-into him the next. She is in the phase of her life where she believes that "im young, i want to do what i want when i want it", and any guy will end up slowing her down... however, she does have a soft side, which occasionally wants to cuddle, causing her to make an emotional attachement and stab it in the stomach the next.

oh, you mean that girl? I wouldnt mess with her, she's a hot and cold girl... u kno!

by Ash_from_da_creek December 13, 2006

Ronnie Hot Finger

A Ronnie Hot Finger is when a man takes a girl home and makes her nachos that include freshly sliced jalapenos. After consuming the delicious nachos, the male proceeds to insert his jalapeno fingers in the woman's vagina, causing her great discomfort in her nether regions, which in turn leads to blood curdling screams that wake your neighbors dogs up.

Dude, did you hear Adam gave that chick from last night the Ronnie Hot Finger?

by SlifeB December 3, 2007

Hot Girl Disguise

Also known as a "going out look" It's the way a woman looks when going out dancing or to a club. False lashes, push up bras, heels. Made famous by Jenna Marbles it's a way to trick people into thinking you're good looking just long enough to get them into bed.

Mark: Dude, that girl you brought home last night was a hottie.

John: No man, she just had a hot girl disguise on. She was a total beast.

by Holla Mia August 15, 2011

hot dog neck

The condition of someone being so fat, that the horizontal fat rolls on the back of their neck stack up, resembling a package of hot dogs.

Damn, bitch, get off my tip! I don't fuck bitches with hot dog neck...unless, of course, I'm hoggin'.

also

That guy just ordered 4 Arby's Melt's, a large curly fry, potato pancakes, an apple turnover , a large Jamocha shake, and a diet. No wonder he's got hot dog neck.

by werdtreb October 13, 2009

Hot Cheeto Girl

a hot cheeto girl is almost exactly what it sounds. these girls are always munching away a bag of hot cheetos, takis, hot fries or any bag of hot chips. they come with hoops, fake nails and/or a nicotine addiction. and don’t stare at them either, bcuz the next thing you know you’re in a WWE tournament with the bitch

i just tried to grab some more paper from the front and accidentally made eye contact with the hot cheeto girl, and now she thinks i wanna start shit

by the bitch that likes to label April 15, 2020

Hot Chocolate Swirl

The act of defecating in one's mouth, and then swirling the fecal matter until somebody throws up. You then use the throw up as a lubricant to perform anal sex. (It is considered customary for both parties to have Chili at least 10 hour prior, and to have oral sex afterwards)

Damn Susie, that was probably the best Hot Chocolate Swirl I've ever had!

by LOLUDFTW December 17, 2009