Cum

a lot of sperm

Young people can't cum

by Anonymous_00000000009 February 2, 2022

Cum

why do you fucking waste your precious time in writing smut and posting it here as a definition.

someone looking up cum: why am i cumming?
me: well its because you are being horny by looking at the smut people have written here
now go... uhh not be horny, yeah.

by 🤡🤡🤡amogus🤡🤡🤡 April 20, 2022

Cum Sucking Fagwads

The new generation of douche bags who are writing the definitions for urban dictionary and are being too literal and completely unfunny and should definitely stop adding/editing or should ensure that their entries are humerous

Cum Sucking Fagwads should make sure urban dictionary definitions are funny!

by The Bad Ass Mother Fucker Crit September 7, 2021

Cum

Martyna was sitting across from me. I stared at her pussy for 15 minutes before she noticed. I looked away. She gets up and starts to take off her clothes. I pretend to be confused and she asks if i can help her undress which i do. she takes me to the bedroom. She takes off my trousers and gets of top of me. Martyna: Your mine. I slowly insert my large erected penis into her ass. Her: Oh yes daddy yes. I flip her around, spread her legs as far as i can. Her: please cum in me. I stick my cock inside of her. In and out as fast as i can. Her: dont you dare stop fucking me until you cum. Before she could finish i was already creaming her tight pussy. Then, finally, she got on top of my face and started to ride my tongue which made her squirt her warm pussy juices all over my face and into my mouth. She got off and gave me a blowjob. She gargled on my cock for 20 minutes as loud as possible.

Martyna is good at taking cum.

by pusock December 21, 2021

cum

Cum is the milk your dad is giving to every women cause you are not the only person who needs milk you ungrateful piece of sh-

susan: (aka your hot ass neighbor)hey can you share your cum with me
your dad: sure anything else

as he says that he does not return that day

by see you when you die in hell February 1, 2022

Cum-fetti

When fun sprays everywhere like confetti.

Hey man it's a cum-fetti party tonight

by Nonce cunt May 25, 2018

Cum

The gooey stuff that comes out of your dick. Its more white the darker your skin is.

"Im bout to cum ooooooohhh"

"Im about to nut(cum) im boutta blowowow(cum)"

by smeelybitchassfucker March 18, 2022