White Van Phobia

The fear of being hit by a white van while crossing a road. This may be as a result of past experiences or it could very well be genetic. Sometimes the sufferer will refuse to cross the road even if the white van stops for them to cross.

Julian: Dude it's a green light, just cross already.
Wallace: I can't man, I don't trust that white van.
Julian: Ahhh White Van phobia!

Graham: Don't cross man! You'll get yourself killed!
Samuel: Will you calm down, it's just a van, and it's still a long way away from us.
Graham: It's not just any van, it's a white van!
Samuel: Dude, seriously see a Doctor or something, you obviously have White van phobia.

by MrHorizontal February 13, 2010

White Man Syndrome

When people from the third world adopt everything western because they think that just because the white man got somethings right. than everything they wear, eat, do, is probably good for you.

When people from the third world copy everything they see on Hollywood Movies

Example 1:Chinese Mom to daughter: Go learn de englis. Daughter: why mom chinsese is the second spoken languange and I am an excellent student just got de accpetence in de Bejing university for de engineering.Chinese Mom: becuase wis out de englis you will never succeed in dis world. Daughter: Mom why are you acting like you have White Man Syndrome

Example 2: Arab Dad to daughter: Liyla where are you going and why are you dressed up all sluty I will not accept that.. Daughter: why are you always trying to control my life!.Dad : where are you going anyway?. Daughter: I am going out with ahmed .Dad: who the hell is ahmed?? Daughter : dont worry dad hes just my boyfreind Dad : WHAT! Daughter : dont worry dad He always uses a condom...Dad : Dafaq! my daughter has White Man Syndrome

by JOHN THE 2nd August 26, 2013

Chicago White Sox

A team that is more consistent than their north-side counterparts, the Cubs. A Sox fan is better behaved than a Cubs fan, not counting the very rare oddball. A typical Sox fan will actually pay attention to the game. Not to mention, 75% of Sox fans are Chicagoans born and raised, and aren't afraid to go to Bridgeport to see a game, unlike fresh-off-the-bus-from-Kalamazoo fratboys and the Lexus-SUV-driving North Shore types.

Sox fans show the nation Chicago's good side.

by Matthew P. August 28, 2005

White Girl Voice

When you use a bitchy voice aka a white girl who has too much privilege.

Sorry to hit you with the white girl voice.

by Harambe III October 11, 2016

white chocolate

a white chocolate is a person who is half black half white

white chocolate is kara

by air-bear is me February 24, 2008

white dragon breath

White Dragon Breath occurs when a a person is philating a man, and right before moment of climax, the man chokes the person giving the blowjob. Causing the sperm to exit the person's nose.

Wendy was overcome by her White Dragon Breath after Pauls large load.

by Chad Holden November 10, 2007

Basic White Girl

2019 basic white girl:

✰ vans
✰ scrunchies
✰ iphone
✰ hydroflasks
✰ jeep wrangler
✰ airpods
✰ fjällräven kånken bags
✰ shell necklace
✰ pura vida
✰ birkenstocks
✰ crocs
✰ lululemon
✰ mario badescu
✰ ron jon shop shirt
✰ long tee with athletic shorts
✰ vineyard vines
✰ simply southern
✰ tube tops
✰ brandy melville
✰ urban outfitters
✰ watches emma chamberlain, hannah meloche, or ellie thumann
✰ lofi and indie music
✰ friendship bracelets
✰ nike air force 1s
✰ patagonia
✰ mirror selfies
✰ c1 or m5 filtered photos
✰ snapchat scores over 20,000
✰ loves the beach
✰ metal straw
✰ acrylics
✰ tapestrys
✰ fairy lights
✰ starbucks
✰ chickfila

Sophie: Guys, what should I buy Heather for her birthday?

Emma: Practically anything a basic white girl would need.

Kaitlyn: Get her some new hydroflask stickers!

Madeleine: I'm getting her a yellow fjallraven kanken bag!

Audrey: Get her a fluffy pom pom key chain for her white Jeep Wrangler!

by ANDPEGGYY June 22, 2019