poopenstein 

A person who has to poop so bad that he or she walks to the bathroom like frankenstein and groans like him as well.

Look at poopenstein over there, let's hope he makes it.

poopenstein by Joe Lopez March 16, 2008

poopsplosion

When poop explodes from your ass like a nuke on Hiroshima.

1. "Dude, did you just nuke that bathroom?!"
"Yep. I made a poopsplosion."

2. "If we don't pull over to the nearest rest stop in the next two minutes.. Oh god.. I'm gonna have the poopsplosion of the century. Jesus, I'm sorry for eating all them bean burritos last night.."

poopsplosion by TehPotatoism January 8, 2007

Shy Poopie 

When you feel the need to poop, but it won't come out, no matter how long you sit on the bowl. Sometimes occurs in public toilets. Also occurs when you feel under pressure to move bowels, like when someone is waiting for you.

I thought I had to take a crap, but nothing came out.

Dude, you had a shy poopie!

Shy Poopie by Cheela June 20, 2006

poopfacial 

similar to a standard cosmetic facial, instead using fecal matter as the medium on the subject's face rather than makeup, lotion, etc. A more thorough version of the Chocolate Mustache.

Joe got so wasted last night and was being such an asshole, that we had to give him a full poopfacial; the Chocolate Mustache simply wouldn't do.

poopfacial by aquajerk/surly December 18, 2011

Poophole Loophole 

When a girl desperately wants to keep her virginity but needs some good back-door romance

Timmy: Wait, how'd you guys have sex, isn't she a virgin?

Tommy: Bro, we used the Poophole Loophole.

Poophole Loophole by Da Krew January 22, 2016

poopooweeweemoomoo 

a meaningless word shouted when in the presence of an authoritive figure, an idiot, a loser, ur mum.

"hey look your mum"
"poopooweeweemoomoo !"
"hahahahahahaha"

poopooweeweemoomoo by harri-british June 2, 2009

Pooponic Plague 

The next day after-effects of drinking Knight's Head Lager the night before. This condition includes stomach cramps and severe diarreah and can last up to 2 days. This is not a chivalrous poop.

"How was your Knight's Head last night?"

"It was good, but today I missed 3 classes due to the Pooponic Plague."

Pooponic Plague by chugers April 14, 2009