The act of masturbating to porn and ejaculating into a piece of toilet paper, later, putting that piece of toilet paper in the toilet and forgetting to flush the toilet. Later your mother gets home and believes it is mucus and makes you stay home sick.
"Dude are you coming snowboarding with me tomorrow?"
"No, I can't I just pulled a Dirty Gary and my mom thinks im really sick"
"No, I can't I just pulled a Dirty Gary and my mom thinks im really sick"
by PACO-PACO March 26, 2010

by furrywindmill April 27, 2019

by Heartyoumeanit August 1, 2016

The act of engaging in the doggy style position then fingering the female's anus while in that position and smearing a residue of her own shit accross her upper lip forming a mustache.
*Dan walks up to Mark*
Dan: Hey Mark, you remember that crazy guy on the bus that was masturbating?
Mark: Yeah man, it was fucking sick.
Dan: Yeah, well you wanna know what his name was?
Mark: What?
Dan: Sanchez!
*Dan smears shit over Mark's upper lip, leaving a shit moustache (a dirty sanchez)*
Dan: Hey Mark, you remember that crazy guy on the bus that was masturbating?
Mark: Yeah man, it was fucking sick.
Dan: Yeah, well you wanna know what his name was?
Mark: What?
Dan: Sanchez!
*Dan smears shit over Mark's upper lip, leaving a shit moustache (a dirty sanchez)*
by blahhomies January 12, 2007

all of you are wrong a dirty sanchez is when a man fucks a girl in the ass an then gets a blow job from the girl with shit still on dis dick
by william branch May 15, 2005

You're* looking to find your name for the TikTok* challenge,* but you're* a basic bitch that* sucks off* ten* guys named Lucas. Better luck next time.
Being a Dirty Isabella means having to correct the grammar of someone using a dictionary site—something where EVERYTHING should be spelled and used in the correct sense, so as not to confuse anyone—and most likely getting hate for it.
Have fun everyone!
Being a Dirty Isabella means having to correct the grammar of someone using a dictionary site—something where EVERYTHING should be spelled and used in the correct sense, so as not to confuse anyone—and most likely getting hate for it.
Have fun everyone!
by I.S. Bloom May 17, 2020

by Juilliard May 4, 2020
