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european man bag

European Man Bag is a bag roughly proportioned to the size of A5 scrapbook. Typically worn across the chest, off a single shoulder. The bag is design for the todays, modern ethnic man, operating outside of the drug trade and hence negating the requirement for the hallmark bumbag/fanny-pack, instead leaving the world to guess as to their dubious sexual proclivity.
George Michael "Do you think the one with the European Man Bag will meet me in the bathroom?"
by roflcopter14 January 1, 2014
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shlooky lag bag

a holiday on decmeber 23
shlooky lag bag chilnka! 🥏🦵🦶
by shlooky booky December 20, 2019
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trash bag chair

A full trash bag used like a bean bag chair. These are typically found in homes occupied by squatters and roach motels. Depending on the contents and brand of the bag, it can be kept for up to a month before stinking up the joint.
Dude #1: The trash is overflowing. I'll take it out.

Dude #2: Don't do that. We'll keep it as a trash bag chair.
by 2014_chiguy September 17, 2012
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walking bag of hormones

A walking bag of hormones is basically somebody, a teenager more specifically, who has lots of hormones going on.
A teenager is a walking bag of hormones.
by xxSpyxx February 5, 2014
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Dumb Hoe Bag

A person,typically female who doesn't care for one person so she sleeps with the whole town
by Run nigga nigga May 29, 2016
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eye-to-bag ratio

Eye-to-bag ratio, symbol ξ, is defined such that

ξ = h(eye)/h(eye bag) = k*beauty

where h is a function of height,
h(eye) is the height of an individual's open eye,
h(eye bag) is the visible height of the eye bag, and

k is a nonzero arbitrary constant. Rearranging the equation gives:

beauty ∝ξ
Evidence suggests that when
- h(eye) is high and/or
- h(eye bag) is low,
ξ (eye-to-bag ratio) is large and thus, under a constant k condition, beauty of the individual yielding the calculated ξ is also large.
by hoz0r July 23, 2010
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Dirty Sleeping Bag

When you shit in your tube sock and fuck it!
When my little buddy Trey isn't down to play I enjoy a dirty sleeping bag!
by Lillian 1 February 4, 2018
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