Golden Parking Spot

When you get into a really bad neighborhood at night, and you find an open parking spot under a street light. (Cars parked under streetlights are less likely to be robbed, vandalized, or donut forked (See Donut Forking)

I Got so lucky last night when I went to a party, I found a Golden Parking Spot!

by Winter The Wolf September 25, 2015

urinal parking

to park a car in such a way that you are not directly next to other vehicles. Similar to how males prefer to pee at urinals.

Yesterday I wasn't to confident in my parking skills so I was forced into urinal parking my ride.

by honey_badger959 December 12, 2015

Brad Parker

Someone who parks badly in a parking lot, across multiple spots, over curbs, hitting shrubs, sticking out, sideways, even that one guy that flipped over the wall.

Look at that Brad Parker over there, he's parked Bradley.

by Vajeebi February 27, 2016

season parking

A long term parking concession sold to vehicle owners on a calendar basis

Season parking is also comparatively affordable.

by eusoo March 26, 2016

Bae Parking

Pun for Bay Parking. When you refer to parking your dick in your Bae's pussy.

Man, I'm a pro at Bae Parking. I don't need lessons no mo'. I'mma pass my test now I can Bae Park.

Geoff loves it

by Juicy Pancake September 17, 2016

demerius.parker

To have a big sick and give girls a hell of a ride

John used demerius.parker to fucking Lisa and make her pussy were then a ocean

by Fucking ur tit June 18, 2016

Tyler Parker

Highest form of an asskisser, typical white man unsatisfied with himself that he acts black to fit in

'That guy is such a Tyler Parker'

by BamHoeBam May 19, 2016