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urban dictionary

a place where mad people make up things on what they hate
Dude Carpinteria middle school is so messed up lets make up an urban dictionary response for it.
by a person6 April 18, 2019
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Urban

Originally closer to urbane. The misunderstanding of the ebony of pure floating black wood, and the painful beauty of the ivory--of that death must come to visit upon the vistage of a pale complexion (for how else does natural man exist? Surely not without iron, L-carnitine, dietary cholesterol, saturated animal fats, complex anabolic slow digesting sugar, et cetera). For we all must come to bare that said true notion of mortality (even within the existent nature of something more)--we all die. Anyways, this misunderstanding seems to rob the urbane citizen of his cockles. Or it's cockles--as is the style of the time (see ala mode, not ala carte).

So what does urban mean? A sophistication that requires of the possessor a glad absence of Politic in the Grooming of the Self. (See: metrosexual for males, femininity for women)
I met this street smart urban kid with painted nails, and tiny gauge holes in his ears. When I asked him about the body politic he responded with a cool relaxed "naw, I just don't think you'd get it man." Feeling complimented at being given the designation of male--I just kinda went with his version and got out of the ghetto before sundown.
by BestEgo November 17, 2023
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Urban Dictionary

Goes on Urban Dictionary, just to look up Urban Dictionary, to see the definition of Urban Dictionary
by Thepacertestisatest June 9, 2017
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Urban dictionary

Urban dictionary helped me pass a math exam. 😀
by Hi peps November 18, 2019
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Urban Dictionary

A place where you can write random crap
"Did you see what I just posted on Urban Dictionary?"
by #BALLETNERD February 27, 2025
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Urban Dictionary

A website ran by right wing authoritarians that won't let you submit if they disagree with you.
I tried to submit a definition of a right wing term but it didn't fit their agenda so Urban Dictionary didn't approve it.
by Trump's daddy April 19, 2020
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Urban Dictionary

That’s right, bitches. I’m defining the dictionary.
Urban Dictionary is an online dictionary that allows anyone to post a definition on it.
Most often used as a way to confess to crushes or cuss someone out. It is also a useful tool to find random gags. Like the definition of sex, by who knows what: “To shove your schlong into a lava lamp because you are a lonely bitch.
Should you simply be a wandering 13 year old it can also serve as a way to look up slurs.
Urban dictionary is a way to see what words are hip such as “amogus” and “penis”
by MiloMiloMissileSilo June 13, 2023
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