A hand-job done using shampoo, soap, dish detergent, or a similar substitute.
e.g. "Man did you hear how Sami's mom gave me a one-eyed cousin in the carwash last night?"
e.g. "Man did you hear how Sami's mom gave me a one-eyed cousin in the carwash last night?"
by ASaad May 21, 2009
Get the One-Eyed Cousin in a Carwash mug.The act of placing your index and middle finger in the women’s vagina and placing your pinky finger in the anus simultaneously.
by Debbie Hall June 21, 2018
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Nothing but a one-handed stir-fry.
Why?
My girl is still at her parents.
Nothing but a one-handed stir-fry.
Why?
My girl is still at her parents.
by SaltyKnob March 23, 2017
Get the one-handed stir-fry mug.A snake that likes to live in the trousers of men. They are very unusual creatures which like to be caressed, licked and played with, and they spit on you through their one eye when they are happy. The fluid ejaculated is a sticky white substance that can be quite salty. They vary in size and colour and can sometimes be quite hairy. Beware of these seemingly innocent creatures though as they may contain diseases which can cause anything from rashes to death.
by Mattie-Louise April 8, 2009
Get the one-eyed-trouser-snake mug.by Sascha October 7, 2004
Get the get one's kit off mug.it's like tear you a new one, that is to kick someone's ass and threaten to rip/tear him a new asshole
by Beggi April 29, 2007
Get the rip you a new one mug.a cool way of saying shocker. When you put your index and middle finger in her pussy, and the pinky in her stink hole.
by Twist_of_F8 July 10, 2007
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