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One-Eyed Cousin in a Carwash

A hand-job done using shampoo, soap, dish detergent, or a similar substitute.

e.g. "Man did you hear how Sami's mom gave me a one-eyed cousin in the carwash last night?"
e.g. "Man did you hear how Sami's mom gave me a One-Eyed Cousin in a Carwash last night?"
by ASaad May 21, 2009
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two in the loot, one in the boot

The act of placing your index and middle finger in the women’s vagina and placing your pinky finger in the anus simultaneously.
Dude, last night was crazy. Samantha let me put two in the loot, one in the boot.
by Debbie Hall June 21, 2018
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one-handed stir-fry

The act of sexual self pleasure utilising one hand. AKA: masturbating.
Dude, what did you do last night?
Nothing but a one-handed stir-fry.
Why?
My girl is still at her parents.
by SaltyKnob March 23, 2017
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one-eyed-trouser-snake

A snake that likes to live in the trousers of men. They are very unusual creatures which like to be caressed, licked and played with, and they spit on you through their one eye when they are happy. The fluid ejaculated is a sticky white substance that can be quite salty. They vary in size and colour and can sometimes be quite hairy. Beware of these seemingly innocent creatures though as they may contain diseases which can cause anything from rashes to death.
Sam has a 12 inch one-eyed-trouser-snake in his pants!! It spat on me last night when I was over.
by Mattie-Louise April 8, 2009
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get one's kit off

UK slang meaning to take off your clothes; a request that is purely sexual in nature.
"Have you seen her since she lost weight? I wouldn't mind getting her kit off."
by Sascha October 7, 2004
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rip you a new one

it's like tear you a new one, that is to kick someone's ass and threaten to rip/tear him a new asshole
If you don't stop harassing me i'll rip you a new one!
by Beggi April 29, 2007
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two in the pink, one in the stink

a cool way of saying shocker. When you put your index and middle finger in her pussy, and the pinky in her stink hole.
Hey man, i heard corey gave that bitch courtney two in the pink, one in the stink.
by Twist_of_F8 July 10, 2007
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