Hong Kong Hardon

Another term for yellow fever

"that cute asian girl gave me such a hong kong hardon"

by Wintermoot November 10, 2017

Laurel and Hardy reasoning

Using the actions/mentality of "The Boys" as role models for ordinary daily living and/or social behavior, causing you to frequently make preposterous blunders that create chaos/humiliation to both yourself and any other unsuspecting unfortunates who happen to currently be in your general vicinity.

I don't get it --- I clearly explain to people about my Laurel and Hardy reasoning whenever they object/protest about my choices of everyday actions, but they always just roll their eyes at my innocent "Well, that's how 'The Duo' always performed this type of task in their films" excuse.

by QuacksO January 26, 2018

do a hardyman

To leave to an amazing new job and then come back with your tail between your legs

Dont go work for google and then do a hardyman and come crawling back

by institute27 September 25, 2020

the water that hardens the egg softens the potato

The water that hardens the egg softens the potato is a Russian saying that means everyone reacts to stressful circumstances differently. It is often used in the context of trauma.

"Rachel's mom just died and a week later she's back to school. Meanwhile, I'm strugling to get out of bed, just because my hamster died. I feel so shitty."

"Dude, don't beat yourself up about it. The water that hardens the egg softens the potato. "

by penisshakes March 29, 2021

Fuck me harder

Where you fuck your girlfriend/boyfriend so hard

Fuck me harder daddy<3 Harder and Faster

by giyanna_jakobi_forever<3 November 9, 2021

Work smarter not harder

This is a phrase that a humble boss would use when they have no idea how to help and want to confess that they are an absolute idiot and to apologise for putting you in a situation where you will probably get sick from stress and overwork.

"I can't believe you agreed to that. There is no way we will get it done in time."

"Work smarter not harder."

"Ok, it isn't your fault that you are a moron. I accept your apology."

by gav-wan December 2, 2021

I am a hardcore christian

Bale fan

Really cool on a shirt when the front says the definition “you’re a hardcore christian?” “Nah i am a hardcore christian” and then turn around “bale fan”

by Sigma777 October 19, 2022