Hardyman

To leave your existing job for an amazing new job at a different new company and then cto return to the original job with your tail between your legs

I want my contribution to the collection returned, if you do a hardyman

by dlat58 September 25, 2020

do a hardyman

To leave to an amazing new job and then come back with your tail between your legs

Dont go work for google and then do a hardyman and come crawling back

by institute27 September 25, 2020

Benjy Hardman

A solid geezer who roams the streets of Chesterfield with his boys. He once tried to pull a girl called Harriet Mount but got mugged off by some square headed boy. He romantically likes Libby Hayward and Abi Ward but denies all of it. Overall not a force to be reckoned with.

"Oy watch out Benjy Hardmans gonna shank ya" said JayTee

by Callum Hooley November 21, 2018

Internet hardman

An internet hardman is someone who goes online in chat rooms, message boards and the like and insults, belittles and abuses other people. His avatar will probably be some image that gives the impression he's a hardcase, and he'll probably have some tagline like "Shut the fuck up" or "Who you dissin" or "When the master's talking you shut it". But if you were to meet this person face to face you would probably find he is either a skinny or dumpy nerd with thick glasses and his vest tucked into his skidmark-stained y-fronts, has no social life to speak of, has a relationship with a collection of porno mags and has never spoken to a girl.

"I am the Internet Hardman. You are a sad loser and an idiot".
"Fuck off back to your smelly bedroom, you no-life waste of space".

by Stormsworder June 23, 2009

Handyman Whore

A single woman that only dates and has sex with a bachelor until he completes all of her home and or auto repairs.

Helen suddenly stopped dating Paul after he fixed her front porch and garage door, so he called her a Handyman Whore.

by Poofers February 16, 2006

Handymanning

The act of intentionally being naked or partially naked when a handyman or tradesperson arrives in order to seduce them.

"I'm handymanning the hot solar guy today when he comes later. I'm going to be sunbathing naked and see what happens"

by Hotforhandyman May 10, 2023

Amish Handyman

Someone giving a handjob during a power outage, when there's nothing else to do.

"Shit, the lights went out. Who wants to be my Amish Handyman?" Jeff exclaimed. "Go with Christ."

by Fobill April 22, 2010