Dick cheese

a white substance found on a mans dick that has a 100% chance of a women saying "im not fucking that"

her: im not fucking that
him: why
her: because u havent cleaned off the dick cheese from last time

by bob stevereno June 11, 2018

fromova cheese

A dirt like substance found above a human buttcrack as a result of wiping too high and not cleaning it

Wife: what’s that stuff on your buttcrack?
Husband: It’s fromova cheese

by DeezNewts805 May 16, 2018

cowboy cheese

Cheese eaten by real Cowboys. It is creamy and delicious, however some Cowboys like it only on Wednesdays.

Trump: hey Obama want some Cowboy Cheese?
Obama: no it's Sunday my dude I can't eat it.

by bellagay May 16, 2018

Cheese

Wen Jung

Ur cheese

by CavenBalls May 17, 2018

Cheese

Why the fuck are you reading about cheese its fucking cheese u fat cunt

Billy : Hey whats cheese
Tom : *Grabs a Knife*
Billy : *Eats The knife*

aka this doesnt make any sense

by CavenBalls May 17, 2018

cheese sweat

Droplets that collect on cheese when it's been left out for a long time.

P1: "Should we eat this cheese?"
P2: "Throw it out. It's starting to get cheese sweat."

- My husband and I

"Where are the Samules? The cheese is getting sweaty."

-Bob's Burgers Bed & Breakfast S01E07

by DrNanite May 20, 2018

Chilli dog with cheese

Its when you had anal sex a week ago and haven't washed your penis in a week, so you get white stuff under the head of your penis, it's called cheese.

Hey duuude, this girl was mean to me the other night, so I gave her a chilli dog with cheese right in her month.

by Diamondblade May 22, 2018