by IPromiseToDoWhatIPromised May 30, 2025

Kid 1: Hey go tray that person!
Kid 2: Can't no trays!!!!!
1: Then do back pack strapping on him!!!!!!!!!!!
2: Ok! (sneeks up on other kid and pulls one strap REALLY long and the other really short)
1: nice job!
2: Thanks!
Other Kid: (Picks up back pack and puts it on) WHY IS ONE STRAP LONGER THEN THE OTHER!?!?!??! NOW I HAVE TO FIX THIS!!!!!!!!!
Kid 2: Can't no trays!!!!!
1: Then do back pack strapping on him!!!!!!!!!!!
2: Ok! (sneeks up on other kid and pulls one strap REALLY long and the other really short)
1: nice job!
2: Thanks!
Other Kid: (Picks up back pack and puts it on) WHY IS ONE STRAP LONGER THEN THE OTHER!?!?!??! NOW I HAVE TO FIX THIS!!!!!!!!!
by MidSummersDream November 2, 2011

No, they clearly want me to murder children, therefore, give em what they want. If I don't get what I want you are going to get what you want.
by Hym Iam May 22, 2025

Someone that stands behind another person and tries to give them instructions about how to squeeze a whitehead on their face.
I became very irritated when my mother stood behind me in front of the bathroom mirror as I was squeezing a pimple on my face. She kept telling me how to do it even after I told her to stop. I said, “Stop being a back seat pimple popper!”.
by Obamnasoda January 29, 2022

A strikingly handsome Canadian that is willing to barter sexual favors for a warm spicy bowl of jambalaya a la jar jar becks
Canadian boy:I snuck into your country in a pot of soup. I would like some jambalaya now
American girl: not till I fuck you six ways to Sunday soup back
Canadian boy: if we must...ok
American girl: not till I fuck you six ways to Sunday soup back
Canadian boy: if we must...ok
by Busterhymen April 9, 2013

😱
by Maternal-Fetal-Medicine February 14, 2025

by ZAREALSTE4LTHY7 May 14, 2023
