Murphy's Balls

A play on "Murphy's Law," just with genitals. When you shave your downstairs area because you think "tonight's finally the big night," it almost 100% guarantees you will not get laid.

"So , date three--did you and Mary Todd finally do the deed last night?"
"Nah man, I got all psyched and shaved before we went out and jynxed myself."
"Ah man, Murphy's Balls in effect."

by Pejamus May 28, 2018

Sack Balls

Sacks that hold balls. very T H I C C

yeah, look at dos thicc sack balls

by itsyoboihyper May 29, 2018

Asthma balls

When poop gets on your ball sackage and you have to use your vacuum along side your dog to lick and suck it off.

Oh shit mom I have asthma balls help!

by Some gay shit May 26, 2019

Balls Free

That moment when your kids leave for the weekend and you take off your drawers so can be naked. A euphoric feeling as though you have been standing up your whole life and you finally sat down.

"It's so liberating to be balls free"
"So there I was... Balls free"
" It has been a long week, kids are off to grannys and I can be balls free!!"
"My girlfriend walked in and I was naked on the couch. To which my reply was, what? Im balls free"

by Slutnboots May 27, 2019

Balls Maloney

A drunk Irishman’s balls after self fondling.

I had a pretty phat orgasm after that Balls Maloney last night.

by Sdmegfi & Kdtngyai June 16, 2019

Melon Balling

Another term for microwave a melon

Bob: Hey, Dwight said he lost his virginity last night. You believe it?
Carlos: Yeah, to a fruit. Nigga was caught melon balling in the bathroom two weeks ago.

by CrispyDisky August 15, 2019

raisin balls

When your balls are dried up and you are unable to produce a child.

Hey man Casey and Gloria are trying for a boy but Casey got the raisin balls.

by Hoggonzo April 21, 2018