Poop

Natural chocolate produced by humans.

Person 1: Can you go to the store and get me a chocolate bar?

Person 2: How about I produce some of my homemade chocolate which comes out my ass to save money?

Person 1: Yeah good idea! Let's eat some poop chocolate!

Both: *Stuffs their faces with poop chocolate*

by UltimateDoge July 4, 2021

Moldy poop

The smell is horrible! One day i pooped and it got clogged, it sat in the toilet for so long black mold started growing from the bacteria.

My poop just got moldy! It’s now moldy poop!

by Farting definitions July 5, 2021

Poop

Poop is something that comes out of ur butt hole and never goes back in😂
It’s also brown …
Meaning:brown smelling smack of shit.

Ewww! Why is ur poop so smelly?

by Froggy💔🐸 July 8, 2021

Poop off

The action to jerk off and poop at the same time, can be use to be said discreetly at a friend or relative who like to do the same

Me:Hey *friend* what did you do this weekend?
Friend: Oh I poop off all the weekend :)
Me: oh nice, I wish I could’ve been there :(
Friend: it’s ok we can always do it together next time^^!

by Daisy UwU July 11, 2021

Poop

Suck ya mom

This poop can suck ya mom

by anonymous July 11, 2021

Poop Bluetooth

That feeling of an impending poop coming.

Oh shoot, gotta get back to my dorm, my Poop Bluetooth is going off!

by Freddyboomboom January 18, 2026

Poop Cushion

The fart held inside one’s ass keeping a turd from advancing any further towards the asshole

I’m gonna need a toilet really soon because I just farted and lost my poop cushion and don’t want to shit my pants.

by Mel A Snow January 19, 2026