Smart penis 

A smart, entrepreneurial and intelligent male,who happens to have a penis

-Oh god, Oscar is such a smart penis.I wish we would go on a date.
-That douchebag?!No way!

Smart penis by littlepurpleeggplant April 30, 2023

Chucc Penis 

Kid who called himself "Pene" for short which means penis in Spanish

Simply a Top G

Is that the willy rat himself?

Yeah, it's Chucc Penis!

Chucc Penis by J. Jacquaviontavious Jacqueque July 31, 2023

Owenis Penis 

Owenis Penis is terrified of Mikeull because of past experiences (he got his patties flipped) he also sends celebrities videos acting like he knows them and they’re friends or something. “Wow, this video was hilarious! I’ll just have to give you a follow let’s be friends!” Head ah. Buddy does NOT take showers frequently but he has just the cutest wittle smile.

Owenis Penis is about to get his patties flipped!

Owenis Penis by The Creator of all. September 26, 2023

The benefit of the penis 

an advantage or profit gained from penile insertion.
"She was ugly,but not ugly enough to forgo the benefits of my penis"
synonyms: good, sake, welfare, well-being, advantage, comfort, ease, convenience;

She wasn't all that, but after a few drinks I might as well give her the benefit of the penis.

The benefit of the penis by JamesBrrando September 28, 2013

Exploding Honeybee Penis 

a brave male honeybee will make his move. As he grasps the queen, he everts his penis using a contraction of his abdominal muscles , and inserts it tightly into the queen's vajay jay. He immediately cums with such explosive force that the tip of his penis ruptures, and is left behind inside the queen. The drone falls to the ground, where he dies soon after.

Holy crap! He really forgot to pull out! Fucking Exploding Honeybee Penis.

Exploding Honeybee Penis by this.aint.a.phase.mom October 16, 2015

short skinny penis 

Cocktail sausage. Often found at birthday or wedding buffets among other snacks such as cheese and pineapple on cocktail sticks and vol au vents. Occasionally found biologically attached to the male of the species who tries their best, but very rarely succeeds in the arousal of their sexual partner. A short, skinny penis.

I went on a tinder date and we did netfilx and chill to begin with, don't get me wrong, I loved the film but I did not appreciate his cocktail sausage. I would have got more pleasure from cheese and pineapple on a cocktail stick. No one needs a short skinny penis. needle dick chode chide pencil dick

short skinny penis by uniquepenis January 18, 2016

Light saber penis 

When your fellow team mates in battle chop off your arms and you have to put the light saber between your legs

I was in battle with my friend he had a blue light saber and I had a red one he chopped off my arms and I looked like I had a erect penis from my light saber the light saber penis was very difficult to control between my legs

Light saber penis by Xander Zoul hey jare-bear ;) April 22, 2016