Deryan’s Keyhole

The act of unintentionally scrolling on the toilet until you inevitably see nudes, thus an erection under the toilet seat. In this position you must stand and lift the toilet seat with your erect member, turn 180 degrees and leave the toilet seat at resting position.

I was so horny and constipated yesterday that my foot went to sleep on the toilet. The only way I could recover is by pulling the old Deryan’s Keyhole.

by HellasBasinBrewCrew December 24, 2024

derby county

the greatest fucking team in the championship. SHEEP SHAGGER ARMYYYY

Holy fuck derby county have won again.

by ifookinglovekenzogoudmijn December 26, 2024

Derpy Slurpy

When you are receiving oral pleasure from someone with a severe mental disability.

"Yo Dude! You know Sarah from the sped class? She gave me the craziest derpy slurpy!"

by DerpySlurpyEnjoyer December 27, 2024

deria

he is gay

hey deria how are you

deria: give me cock

by derias biggest op December 31, 2024

Derp Führer

Donald fucking Trump

avowed Orange Nationalist and fan of Hitler, Donald Drumpf, is about to step back in the Nazi White House as Derp Führer and stink up the joint

by Uncle Joosie January 1, 2025

Derephtic

Not looking how it is,

It looks hard but it isn’t, It’s pretty derephtic.

by KingaWorda January 2, 2025

Derephtic

Not looking how it is

It looks squishy but it’s derephtic.

by KingaWorda January 3, 2025