Cat

The rulers of the internet

No one:

Cat: *meows*

by SACHIsm November 19, 2022

cat wire

What your friend calls chicken wire he uses to protect his plants from cats.

I gotta protect my plants from these cats bro. I need some cat wire.

by BPCG4L May 1, 2018

Teh Cat is on Fierz

Common refrence to smokeing a cactus while watching TV.

Penis: Dood teh cat is on fierz and its fucking insane. This can be used in various times such as when its raining outside.

by SANJOES SANDWHICHS SHOP SSS May 3, 2010

Cat Cuck

A cat owner obsessed with their cat to the point of self-deprecation.

Typically obsessed with their one-sided relationship to the point of obscenity.
Cat Cucks often demean themselves and the human species in conspicuous failed attempts at comedy related to or in service of cats.

"Haha I'm my cats personal servant he owns me"
"Please stop being a Cat Cuck. Don't do that in public."

by Troi_Baker July 6, 2024

cat

not a dog, or a panda

This is a cat thing.

by Kitteb April 16, 2017

my neighbor has cats

A phrase to use when somebody talking about something nobody cares about.

Girl: I have a boyfriend.
Guy: My neighbor has cats.
Girl: Huh?
Guy: Oh damn, thought we were talking about shit that doesn't matter.

by Kawasaki_7 June 11, 2024

cat snatcher

This describes the one and only... crystal gale. She is capable of pulling a Mr steal your girl quick fast in a hurry like if given the slightest moment when she catches a mofo slippin. It describes how she slides in a niggas crib, driving his whip, until ultimately she pulls the ol snatch and grab on yo kitty kat.

Please be aware of the infamous cat snatcher. She has been recently cited in our area taking the pride out of every sausage available...She is equipped and weaponized with a universal plug and play device which is located between the lips on tha face. This device is capable of instantly taking the manhood from any dumb ass nigga who just cant get right. Beware there is no discrimination in her game before you know it your ass done got cat snatched.

by Neighborhood watch...niggas be June 5, 2020