wet eyes

white people who cry when they get in trouble for being horrid
ie. crying when they get in trouble for calling 911 on black people doing (fill in the blank)
ie. when their dealer cuts them off for not having money but they're hooked

Ol' Wet Eyes over there sobbing cause today she's not getting away with racism and hatred.

by mamadweezil July 23, 2018

whispering eye

vagina, as defined in the movie role models

"...and tell her you love her whispering eye!"
"what the hell does that mean?"
"it means vagina! hahahaha"

by drummer209 March 28, 2009

The Eye

An undocumented phenomenon that has apparently been seen in many sources of media or life.
It is still unidentified to this day, but hasn't been seen since.

Did you see it? It was The Eye. Don't stare for too long, it'll stare back into you.

by Nate L0C October 23, 2023

Wisconsin Red Eye

shooting cheese card's in a woman's eye

I shot some cheese curds in this bitches eye and made her leave before sunrise. I gave her that Wisconsin Red Eye.

by Spooge Mcduck October 27, 2020

Urinary Eye Infection

A urinary eye infection occurs when you open your eyes in a pool where children have urinated, leading to irritation or infection due to exposure to the urine.

After spending the afternoon at the water park, Sarah complained of discomfort in her eyes, suspecting she may have contracted a urinary eye infection from accidentally opening her eyes in the pool where some kids had been peeing.

by DubbleJay March 15, 2024

Damo eye

When you have one wonky boz eye that resembles Damien Chilton

“Oh no in that picture there you’re a victim of the damo eye”

by Arisco September 14, 2025

loosing hearing in my left eye

when you’re missing your significant other for an extended period of time

“omg i miss you sm, im loosing hearing in my left eye”

by pickle tickle August 7, 2024