Friend 

Someone you’ll never have.

Joe: Who’s your friend?
Me: don’t have one.

Friend by anonymous February 23, 2022

Friendcest 

A friend group where everyone's dated everyone else- you're dating your best friend, you're your best friend's ex, you're dating your best friend's ex, and you're best friends with your partner's ex.

"that friend group is so friendcestuous!"

Friendcest by UnoNarc February 28, 2022

friend 

the person who is sitting next to you giving you random words to look up on urban dictionary.

My friend just told me to look up the word friend on urban dictionary.

friend by The favorite <3 June 24, 2022

friend-me-down

a hand-me-down from a friend

"I love this vest, where'd you get it"
"Oh it's a friend-me-down. Catherine was getting rid of a bunch of clothes."

friend-me-down by walruswalrus June 25, 2022

Friend 

A friend, someone with multi benefits but isn’t that someone you love?

He had so many friends with benefits…

Friend by Mystifying June 27, 2022

Friend 

A sexually produced terminal headache.

A: Have you heard of my friend?
B: Oh that friend. He's a douchebag. Whenever I see him, he never fails to give me an eternal CRINGE.

Friend by Kakerun July 30, 2022

friend gc 

dangerous activities happen there, they are known to be wanted criminals by the FBI
insanely retarded individuals

PERSON 1: hey bro these people named the "friend gc" sent me a exe should i run it?
PERSON 2: oh no no non ono onon stop

friend gc by THE TSTOPPER February 9, 2023