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Shit hooker

Someone who pedals shit, sells junk. Hence the name shit + hooker.
There's some shit hooker selling fake sunglasses in the parking lot!
by Woodpimp January 19, 2018
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shit kitchen

Slang for stomach/intestines. The place where shits are created.
I had a massive lunch. I am cooking up some big turds in my shit kitchen.
by Owen Pidcock May 9, 2019
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shit jacked

F*ked up beyond all recognition...
Totally messed up and looks like shit.
Ex: "Look at that methhead he is totally shit jacked!"
"Hey look at that girl I almost didn’t recognize her, it’s Tiffany. Meth has her all shit jacked"
by BearJew70 January 11, 2018
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shit conversation

A conversation that contributes nothing to anyone at all. Usually while drunk or high but sometimes just with friends.
Everyone has sat in their friend's backyard at 2:00am at one point, having a shit conversation about something stupid.
by firecharizard May 19, 2016
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retard shit

This term should instead be referred to a moment rather than a person, place, or thing. perhaps when trying to make something function when without any given instruction, the party with subject manner at hand has severe difficulty completing the task because they didn't lookup how to or proper instructions were lost/destroyed - they try to tinker with their creativity skills and end up taking forever complete the task.
* also this may best relate to a 'tweaker moment', - when something isn't quite right with trying operating something with no credential or training/ backround experience therefore this DIY approach was taken way out of proportion and may take the individual forever to complete, because they don't know wtf they're doing, long story short. Something as frustrating as this sounds is what i call "retard shit" from trying to function without important parts or tools to get something to work.
example: "I don't have the patients for this 'retard shit' - trying to go out of my way to do this will make me be late for school! Find someone else to help you bruh! I give up."

scenerio: when trying to fix a spray bottle that is not spraying contents, when no instructions came equipped with the merchandise (spray nozzle and bottle) - yet, there may be a tube and little plastic components that are also fixxed with the nozzle part, that might need to lock in or be fixiated a certain way to make function properly.
by niteridet December 3, 2019
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shit-smelling

One who likes to smell t3h shit.
Honey, that shit-smelling creep is at our dumpster again! I'm calling the cops!
by Esa4 September 12, 2019
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panic shits

An urgent, often hurried restroom visit that results from "holding it" for too long.
Scott had to sprint to the bathroom to drop some huge panic shits after holding it for the whole movie!
by Ahab, Destroyer of Nations February 14, 2014
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