There's a snake in my boot

When your penis hangs so low that it is inside your shoe/boot

oh man mine is so long there's a snake in my boot.

by Matt-Morgan9000 January 10, 2017

bite my shit

to steal originality or to get on someone's case. Depending on context. Listen to Bone Thugs n' Harmony for a better reference.

"Don't bite my shit"

by Kyle Thug n' Harmony March 28, 2007

Harshing my boner

getting on my nerves, ruining my libido
used in the Gravitation manga series by maki murakami

Dude, stop writing on my face, you're harshing my boner.

by Shuichi April 27, 2004

slob on my nob

Slob on my nob is a cooler way of saying suck on my dick.
slob meaning sick and nob meaning dick.

originally first heard from the band 36 mafia in a song called-slob on my nob.

Yo frank, slob on my nob!

Lyrics from the song: Slob on my nob,like corn on the cob.

by Nick Pierce May 23, 2006

Eat My Shorts

A Bart Simpson saying referring to his desire for another to eat his knee length trouser like articles of clothing.

Parents Evening
Principal Skinner: ''Now Bart, you just come back here right now and clean up this mess''
Bart: ''Eat My Shorts''
Homer: ''Why you little...say sorry to Principal Skinner boy''
Ralph: ''Don't worry about it Principple Skipster''

by Brendan April 7, 2003

Pimp My Ride

A car show watched by Chavs and my little sister where a bunch of mechanics make a crappy car look like a tacky car. (Usually by adding something mad / useless like a water fountain.)

Chav 1: Did you watch Pimp My Ride?
Chav 2: Hell yeah, I was lovin' it

by Kelly Osbourne's Gimp April 25, 2005

twisting my melon

see blagging my head

dude:-that's twisting me melon, man

by kitsch.object September 14, 2003