dumbass friend

My dumbass friend is right next to me while I'm with this a dumbass friend is a friend who is dumb and or an ass.

Me: you what's poppin

Dumbass friend: pp poopoo funny "LAUGH OUT LOUD"

by Cumrocket69420 July 16, 2022

Fake Friend

Someone’s like Takeshi Rikimaru, or talk like him , act like him .

Hey, you are a fake friend .

by Dictionary meme September 11, 2022

Yoyo friend

a friend who, despite being fun sometimes, almost always leads you down the wrong path.

"You hang out with nice people, you get nice friends. You hang out with yoyo people, you get yoyo friends." - Rocky Balboa (1976)

by 80s Wrestling Fan September 13, 2022

quietly fired

when a worker is nudged out by a manager who can’t fire you but is making your job increasingly unpleasant and unrewarding, or slowly cutting your hours more and more

“Hey man, the boss cut me down to 2 shifts this month. He just cut me back to 3 shifts last month, and is constantly riding me while i’m at work. I’m getting quietly fired!”

by Warsaw Knuckles September 27, 2022

Karma fiend

a karma fiend is a person who fakes being nice expecting something in return.

karma fiends are very fake people

by S.A.N.S September 29, 2022

L friend

Jamir Broxton is an L friend

Jamir Broxton is an L friend, and hes a fake mans 🤦🏾 ♂️

by Kermyyyy October 2, 2022

Bush-friend

In reference to the genitalia, refers to the overgrown pubic hair and its set of three friends, the stick, aka the dick, and the two tackle berries.

Friend 1: Amazing set of bush-friends
Friend 2: Thank you, grew them myself

by Mr,fluffers October 4, 2022