Shitting Seasons

When your ass, like the changing seasons of the year, takes every shit imaginable in one sitting. First you’re constipated, then you shit hard little balls, then you shit a good clean log and finally, you shit straight lava outta your asshole.
Damn bro, I don’t know wtf I ate but it got me shitting seasons!
by Batman's Nutz August 23, 2023
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shit slapper

A gnome that likes to tickle your asshole so much that you shit, and he slaps it back up. Usually causes constipation.
G-nome must have been angry. Heard he was a real shit slapper.
by allahu Ackbar May 05, 2017
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jumpin' shit

When someone says or does something totally disagreeable. A socially acceptable

equivalent would be "oh for heaven's sake"
by BD1977 September 25, 2013
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shit envy

Severe constipation. It causes anger and jealousy watching your friends leave for the bathroom, knowing you still cannot. You're stomach swells to the size of the Hindenburgh, and yet still nothing happens. Thoughts of resulting to use of a trowel or explosives come to mind.
"That guy has taken a dump three times today ... I've got some serious shit envy going on"!
by Dr. Noe August 31, 2013
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Joe shit

Something incredibly stupid and unbelievable, usually a false story. Not to be confused with hoe shit.
Dude 1: my tire fell of my car so I was late to work.

Dude 2: man that's some Joe shit.
by BrosephtheDUDE December 15, 2014
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Shit hooker

Someone who pedals shit, sells junk. Hence the name shit + hooker.
There's some shit hooker selling fake sunglasses in the parking lot!
by Woodpimp January 19, 2018
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shit-smelling

One who likes to smell t3h shit.
Honey, that shit-smelling creep is at our dumpster again! I'm calling the cops!
by Esa4 September 13, 2019
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