When your ass, like the changing seasons of the year, takes every shit imaginable in one sitting. First you’re constipated, then you shit hard little balls, then you shit a good clean log and finally, you shit straight lava outta your asshole.
by Batman's Nutz August 23, 2023
A gnome that likes to tickle your asshole so much that you shit, and he slaps it back up. Usually causes constipation.
by allahu Ackbar May 05, 2017
When someone says or does something totally disagreeable. A socially acceptable
equivalent would be "oh for heaven's sake"
equivalent would be "oh for heaven's sake"
by BD1977 September 25, 2013
Severe constipation. It causes anger and jealousy watching your friends leave for the bathroom, knowing you still cannot. You're stomach swells to the size of the Hindenburgh, and yet still nothing happens. Thoughts of resulting to use of a trowel or explosives come to mind.
by Dr. Noe August 31, 2013
Something incredibly stupid and unbelievable, usually a false story. Not to be confused with hoe shit.
by BrosephtheDUDE December 15, 2014
by Woodpimp January 19, 2018
by Esa4 September 13, 2019