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Joe

Joe has a very small brain and has no pubes or no friends he has a shit trim and a small dick he’s a pussy and sits on Minecraft all day
“That joe has no pubes
by Smallnobby123 November 23, 2021
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Sloppy Joe

When you eat a girl out while she’s on her period
Bro I gave Kirsten a sloppy joe and it was gross but it was still better than the time i ate her ass
by BigFroDH April 3, 2019
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Joe

A "Joe" is an extraordinary being, and is like 5'8 in height, and screams a lot. You can also use the name in a joke like joe mama, as the name "Joe" is used instead of "your".
example 1 of "Joe":
Sum guy: You know Joe?
Sum other guy: Yea, that short and angry guy from TikTok.
Sum guy: Yea he is SOOOO short.

example 2 of "Joe":
Sum guy: Hey have you heard?
Sum other guy: No, what?
Sum guy: Joe got ligma!
Sum other guy: Who is Joe?
Sum guy: JOE MAMA! HAHAHHAHAHAh!!!!!1111!!1
by soggytoster October 11, 2021
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Joe mama

A joke to confuse teachers on Kahoot

Or friends.
by @charlidamileo December 21, 2019
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Joe Rogan

Thinks "You can't talk about people's kids man. It am principle."
Hym "But I can, Joe Rogan. I can talk about kids. And if I don't get the credit I can kill kids. I mean, he think the sun is made of fire."
by Hym Iam January 27, 2025
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joe

To not show up for a scheduled event. To bail on plans, not respond to texts, and rarely leave your own home.
Think he’ll show up this weekend, or is he gonna joe?
by ModernDayWebster69 July 14, 2020
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Joe Hawley

none of the docs are true, not even the one by eden and nymn. joe is innocent, he didn't do anything wrong. he's not schizophrenic, just traumatized from his fans and the s*xual abuse he endured. people really should care more about him, instead of just discarding the words he says as another "schizophasia word salad". he doesn't deserve death threats, or to be s*xually abused at a concert. he isn't the reason tally hall isn't reunited, it's the fans. treat him with respect, he deserves it.
Person 1: "omg, did you hear about what Joe Hawley did?"
Person 2: "he didn't do anything, this is bullsh*t."
by Cassidy Grey June 23, 2025
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