3 definitions by soggytoster

person: Hey do you use the internet?

you: Fuck yea I'm a racist!
by soggytoster May 22, 2023
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A "Joe" is an extraordinary being, and is like 5'8 in height, and screams a lot. You can also use the name in a joke like joe mama, as the name "Joe" is used instead of "your".
example 1 of "Joe":
Sum guy: You know Joe?
Sum other guy: Yea, that short and angry guy from TikTok.
Sum guy: Yea he is SOOOO short.

example 2 of "Joe":
Sum guy: Hey have you heard?
Sum other guy: No, what?
Sum guy: Joe got ligma!
Sum other guy: Who is Joe?
Sum guy: JOE MAMA! HAHAHHAHAHAh!!!!!1111!!1
by soggytoster October 11, 2021
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To get JFK'd means to get shot in the head with a rifle. It does not need to be in real life, just in any instance.
1st example of getting "JFK'd"

Guy playing fortnite: Wow I sure do love driving peacfully in this very dead game.

*Bolt action rifle fires*

Guy playing fortnite: Damn, I got JFK'd!

2nd example of getting "JFK'd":

John: Wow I sure do love driving in my car without a hole in my head.

*Bolt action rifle fires*

John wife: Damn, he got JFK'd, lmao.
by soggytoster May 2, 2023
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