robert's red velvet cookies

When Robert (or any other female) makes cookies out of their period blood and their lover's semen

"When ever my girl makes 'robert's red velvet cookies, I run out of the house because of the smell of it."

by Bravestar March 10, 2016

mobile red light district

In a most simple definition, a man who gets more ass than a toilet seat.

Did you see him steppin out the club tonight? Bitches hanging all over him. He's a mobile red light district!

by ohhhhhhya January 26, 2011

red headed step-child

someone that is beaten every day by their father that is always high as balls.

a teacher see's a student after class because she had seen the bruises. she ask's him what happened and he said im a red headed step-child.

by lookin ass nigga October 11, 2010

Rudolph the red-nosed reindeer

When you take a white light bulb and stick it in a woman on the rag and then you plug it in.

He gave his girl a rudolph the red-nosed reindeer lastnight!

by slap chop December 19, 2010

red hot chili peppers

Like Faith No More, a great genre-less band with an extraordinary amount of talent as seen in Blood Sugar Sex Magik, Mother's Milk, and Californication. Sadly, any hint of talent was mysteriously missing in their last album "Stadium Arcadium".

Guy: "Dude, did you hear the last red hot chili peppers album, Stadium Arcadium?"

Pepper fan: "I don't wanna talk about it.."

Guy: "Dude, that's like their best album yet!"

Pepper fan: *reaches over and slaps the guy in the face...twice*

by Pepper fan December 23, 2006

red-headed tittie bitch

Molly Ringwald is an American actress, singer, and dancer. She became popular with teenage audiences in the 1980s, as a result of her starring roles in the John Hughes movies Sixteen Candles, The Breakfast Club and Pretty in Pink.

Of course when referencing to some red-headed girl you don't know that looked hot, we do refer her as the red-headed tittie bitch.

Hey Joe, you know that red-headed tittie bitch that played in The Breakfast Club?

Oh yeah... Molly Ringwald! She is a pretty hot red-headed tittie bitch!

by MysteriousMax March 26, 2007

Jackson is the Wendy of Red Velvet

Something someone says when an idol does something wrong so they drag Jackson into the problem.

Wendy: Oh nah! What did you say girl? Mmnmn nu uh! *Imitates black female*
Wendy fan: But Jackson is the Wendy of Red Velvet! He did something problematic too! So of course I'll drag him into this!

by esc942 March 7, 2018