Fat*ss

My friend riley he made a burrito made a pizza and while doin all of those he's watching the food channel

Riley is a fat*ss

by DANTHEMAINMAN March 1, 2017

Fat Bastard Syndrome

A condition where you have excess skin after a drastic weight loss, like Fat Bastard had when he lost all that weight in the Austin Powers movie.

“Looks like you lost over 100 pounds. Congratulations! But look at all of that excess skin!”

“I know, I got Fat Bastard Syndrome. Getting surgery to remove all of it.”

by anonymous March 1, 2025

Fat Panda

A female with a fat vagina you can see even with clothes on.

Damn! She thick! Yea man, she got a fat panda too! I hope it smell like water cause I wanna dive in it. I don't eat ass tho!

by Jackinyocrack167 June 3, 2020

fat blossom

1) An enlarged flower, prior to blooming
2) A wet, juicy fart that occurs during sexual intercourse

We were going at it and she let loose with a fat blossom.

I thought it was a queef but it was a fat blossom.

by Terd_Ferguson February 20, 2015

fat mezz

When you are packing more girth then length, as observed through the glory hole at your favorite dive.

Dude was all balls and packing a Fat Mezz.

by The Cut Offs May 3, 2024

fat thing

A celestial beast, a being who shan’t be challenged due to his great power. Comes in many forms and like Thanksgiving and Christmas

Guy 1: Oh shit is that fat thing?

Guy 2: Yea, he’s in his Santa form right now

by B._B._T._ December 1, 2020

Fat echo

This is how you can hear someone is fat. Fat echo is the echo that goes through someone's fat that makes them sound fat.

You could literally hear that kids fat echo; he sounded so fat.

by berllekxvkd February 22, 2021