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Your dad Gay

Jake: Your mom gay
Me: No u
Jake: Your dad lesbian

Me: Your dad gay
Jake: *DEAD*
by bigboiprank69 March 15, 2018
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your moms box

yer moms box was all plugged up with cobwebs last night dude, I had to surf the hershey highway wit da bitch.
by Mike W. January 21, 2003
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pull your ears

Used to tell somebody to "get their head out of their ass" when the situation is such that it is not appropriate to actually say the phrase.
Boss to employee: Hey Tom, pull your ears, the copier isn't even turned on.

Husband to wife at family reunion: Honey, pull your ears you left the casserole at home.

Two people whispering in church: The preacher needs to pull his ears. Jesus wasn't married to Eve.
by a_brief_expert July 16, 2008
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poop your pants

typically used in a derogatory manner to describe someone overreacting to a situation.
Roomate 1: YOU DRANK ALL MY CHOCOLATE MILK?!!!!

Roomate 2: Jeez, don't poop your pants. I'll buy some more.
by melodram July 21, 2011
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handle your scandal

When someone is very high/drunk and they are being obvious about it, you tell them to "handle your scandal" as a way of telling them that they are attracting too much attention.
Guy 1: whhoooooaaaa man im SOOOO high!
Guy 2: Bro handle your scandal there is a cop right there!
by mcellis September 7, 2011
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give your female friend your hoodie

On these following dates :
October 2nd
September 15th
December 9th
December 19th
December 18th
December 16th
December 14th
January 11th
January 27th
Febuary 16th
Febuary 19th
You must give your girl bff your hoodie no matter what if you wear a school uniform you must bring a hoodie for her and make her wear it during break time and lunch time. You also need to treat her like your girlfriend for 1 week after giving her that hoodie
Give her your hoodie on those dates and after you do that you have to treat her like your girlfriend for a week so hugging,texting and holding hands and make sure she gives you her scrunchies . So make sure you give your female friend your hoodie
by ava Michaels December 12, 2019
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make your knees tocuh your elbows

to fuck a girl in the ass having her knees tocuh her elbows.
From a Murphy Lee song: "Im the same bro that made ya knees touch ya elbows, so gon head and treat me like a toilet bowl."
by justin May 4, 2004
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