Kale penis 

It is what your penis smells like after you pull out of a vegan. Because she doesn't want your protein injection.

He finished his orgasm and pulled out and his vegan girl loved to smell his kale penis!

Kale penis by Jilaman September 25, 2020

extreme penis sex 

When sex with a penis goes to the extreme.

Man: I am tired of regular penis sex, tonight we're doing extreme penis sex

extreme penis sex by Extreme Penis Sex October 28, 2020

butthole penis fart 

beck's favorite band

beck: and now i am going to welcome one of my favorite bands, they are arguably one of the best bands of all time. put your old ass hands together, and give a warm welcome to butthole penis fart

butthole penis fart by freefall44 January 5, 2021

Jape Penis

Jape Penis is when someone inserts their penis in a jalapeño and lets it burn for more than 2 hours.

Last night, I had a Jape Penis. It was very erotic

Jape Penis by Dick&Balls420 January 9, 2021

thanos penis 

thanos penis uh uh uh daddy fuck me boxed like fish kid

thanos penis got boxed like fish

thanos penis by heal1staken January 16, 2021

Gordito Penis 

The wild sport of naked sumo wrestling and swinging your penis towards other peoples penis's, like sword fighting.
For extra effectiveness, you can slather cream cheese in and around the penis for double points.

"today on 69 sports, we will be playing Gordito Penis"

Gordito Penis by DeadlyBowEG April 7, 2021

kylers penis 

The biggest penis you'll ever see this 13 inch mega-schlong will rip a hole right through you.

Is that an aircraft carrier? No that's kylers penis.

kylers penis by Patriot44368 April 19, 2021