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Shit toe

When your feet are cold and you want to put them between your spouse's legs to warm them up and you accidentally stick your toes up their ass hole
I think I just got shit toed.
by Zarski32 September 24, 2018
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shit-puke

you know when you were really young and were sick, and your mom wasn't there and your dad was just like help me idk what to do with this child and you're just a sick little baby and then all of the sudden you shit and puke at the same time and the tsunami is unleashed? yah that's a shit-puke
Katy! Help! The baby is about to shit-puke!

Bruh, I was so sick last night, I almost shit-puked.
by swagmen69420blazeit February 3, 2015
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Shit hooker

Someone who pedals shit, sells junk. Hence the name shit + hooker.
There's some shit hooker selling fake sunglasses in the parking lot!
by Woodpimp January 19, 2018
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panic shits

An urgent, often hurried restroom visit that results from "holding it" for too long.
Scott had to sprint to the bathroom to drop some huge panic shits after holding it for the whole movie!
by Ahab, Destroyer of Nations February 14, 2014
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retard shit

This term should instead be referred to a moment rather than a person, place, or thing. perhaps when trying to make something function when without any given instruction, the party with subject manner at hand has severe difficulty completing the task because they didn't lookup how to or proper instructions were lost/destroyed - they try to tinker with their creativity skills and end up taking forever complete the task.
* also this may best relate to a 'tweaker moment', - when something isn't quite right with trying operating something with no credential or training/ backround experience therefore this DIY approach was taken way out of proportion and may take the individual forever to complete, because they don't know wtf they're doing, long story short. Something as frustrating as this sounds is what i call "retard shit" from trying to function without important parts or tools to get something to work.
example: "I don't have the patients for this 'retard shit' - trying to go out of my way to do this will make me be late for school! Find someone else to help you bruh! I give up."

scenerio: when trying to fix a spray bottle that is not spraying contents, when no instructions came equipped with the merchandise (spray nozzle and bottle) - yet, there may be a tube and little plastic components that are also fixxed with the nozzle part, that might need to lock in or be fixiated a certain way to make function properly.
by niteridet December 3, 2019
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shit jacked

F*ked up beyond all recognition...
Totally messed up and looks like shit.
Ex: "Look at that methhead he is totally shit jacked!"
"Hey look at that girl I almost didn’t recognize her, it’s Tiffany. Meth has her all shit jacked"
by BearJew70 January 11, 2018
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Screendoor shit

Watery and would not be stopped by the wire.
by Bridog57 May 12, 2016
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