Megaschizoid

Someone who is emitting of HEAVY signs of Schizophrenia.

Friend: Have you heard about Alex?
Me: Yeah, he's a megaschizoid.
Alex: *talking to the wall*

by redsdeadgaming January 13, 2026

Mystic Megs

Something that gobbles up your Hard Drive space overnight!

The Mystic Megs have been at it again! I went to bed last night with 800 Megabytes free on my Hard Drive. I awoke today to find only 180 megs.

by Kenny Power September 16, 2006

toxic mega-colon

A form of diarrhea caused by bacteria Clostridium difficil, that lives in poop.

Aaron can't go out tonight. He's got toxic mega-colon.

by moneypenny07 March 21, 2009

blue mega man

Valium. anxiety or muscle relaxant medicine.

im so glad i'm home from work. i need a couple blue mega man & a beer, then i'll be cool. i gotta catch up with my sleep.

by flava b (bernie mac) April 1, 2009

Mixed mega sours

A mixed mega sour is a "sweet" that is VERY sour, and is bound to make all but the most courageous puke out of their eyeballs. It is a multi-coloured ball-sweet that the makers expect people to eat. The following example is actually a true story, and it all happened word for word.

My brother warned me about these... I didn't listen, and proceeded to eat one. The following example is what happened then, me being guy number 1, a friend is guy number 2.

Guy number 1: Holy SHIT. That sweet was DISGUSTING. 'mixed mega sours' Very, very accurate description. Mixed into a pile of shit and puke, and then coloured by an ill squirrel's piss.

Guy number 2: I don't see the problem

Guy number 1: I just ate a multi-coloured ball of shit.
Guy number 2: Ah

by JimBob the Second of JapanIsle October 13, 2011

Rusty Megaphone

To grad the cock and balls of you partner in one handfull from behing while he is on all fours. Then shout as loud as you can into his ass and squeeze. Whatever you yell he has to yell louder...

If you really want the neighbors to hear you fooling around you need to break out the RUSTY MEGAPHONE

by Riffmonger February 5, 2012

mr.megamooseman

A Teenage dubstep/chiptune/EDM/drum and bass artist from new jersey that goes by his odd stage name of mr.megamooseman he aslo tends to spell the M with a ( l v l ) not like most artist he goes by his own rules and own swag rocking flannels high tube sox skinny jeans and beanies he also id part of a chiptune Edm and trance group called R.o.S with his stage partner Kos Nova

"Dude are you going to the megamooseman show tonight ? "
"uhh duh hes got some of the best dubstep ever "

" Did you see mr.megamooseman live "
" yeah he played with Kos Nova''

by mashanewa January 27, 2013