Kidnap

A loving gesture shown by stalkers or obsessive psychopath ex boyfriends. Must include a van, some duct tape, rope, chloroform (optional) and a struggling victim.

Come on honey, don't think of this as a kidnap. I'm just showing you how much I love you...enough to have hired a dark van just for you. Didn't you see the van? Oh yeah, the blindfold

Kidnap by Thewriterev16 September 17, 2016

Salty Kids 

6-9 year olds (maybe even older) that always get mad over something like seats,food,even crayons (which is the reason for their saltiness most of the time)

tip: don't interact with them or else they'll annoy you to death with their saltiness
(see: salty to get an idea of "Salty Kids")

Person1: Want to go to that party for kids?
Person2:Nope don't wanna be with salty kids.

Salty Kids by shriekkk December 4, 2018

bitch swallowed the kids 

When a girl cares so much about how you feel that she takes a load of cum down her throat. It is not only sexy but unbelievably considerate.

Last night was awesome, the bitch swallowed the kids and she choked, but I got my nut so its all good.

bitch swallowed the kids by H Dubs May 15, 2008

kidhaa 

Means Wassup In Punjabi.

Yo, kidhaa man.

kidhaa by Pure JaTT February 1, 2004

kids these days 

Phrase uttered by parents and some teenagers who grew up in the late 80s-early 90s when a Spoiled Brat starts to do what he or she does best.

Spoiled Brat- I don't wanna go home! I want to go to Burger King! *proceeds to throw a huge tantrum*
Brat's Mom- Now, sweetie, you know we can't go to Burger King; we're on a budget....
Spoiled Brat- SHUT UP!!!!!!!! I WANT BURGER KING!!!!! *continues to whine and cry and kicks down a display* GIMME BURGER KING!!!!!!
Me- Kids these days....what little brats.

kids these days by Shawn B. May 31, 2003

Just kidding! 

A phrase used by preps when they feel as though they said something stupid. Used frequently. Extremely frequently.

"What's 2 + 2?" "It's 4 you dumbass." "Oh, just kidding!"

Just kidding! by I hate preps. August 29, 2005

swallowing kids 

Giving a guy oral sex and swallowing his ejaculate. Penned by Fabolous in "Damn".

My girl gives the best head; she's into swallowing kids.

swallowing kids by Lindsay October 6, 2003