Definitions by Thewriterev16

Fuckboy 

A guy who is hot enough to fuck but has nothing going on upstairs

Can you believe that guy at Starbucks today? He was such a fuckboy

Fuckboy by Thewriterev16 September 17, 2016

Kidnap

A loving gesture shown by stalkers or obsessive psychopath ex boyfriends. Must include a van, some duct tape, rope, chloroform (optional) and a struggling victim.

Come on honey, don't think of this as a kidnap. I'm just showing you how much I love you...enough to have hired a dark van just for you. Didn't you see the van? Oh yeah, the blindfold

Kidnap by Thewriterev16 September 17, 2016

nigga

Something my parents don't let me say when we have guests over

Mom:"Where's your brother?"
Me: "I don't know where that nigga..."
Mom:"I will snatch you baldheaded if I hear you say that word around your Aunt Celia!"
Me:"But you always use it."
Mom:"Do I hear those lips moving?! "
Me:*mutters* "No, mom"

nigga by Thewriterev16 September 17, 2016