Angry Jack 

An angry Jack is a person, who get's angry, when someone directly or indirectly points out flaws in our society and thereby makes the Jack question their own mortality.

^(refernce: that one Innuendo Studios video)

"oh man, i can't stand those fucking vegiterians . not eating meat like they are something better!" - an Angry Jack

Angry Jack by [reredacted] August 9, 2021

car jack game 

video game characterized by stealing cars and causing mayhem...

i only play pac-man and that car jack game, there's nothing better than scoring a caddy and mowing down some street ho's...

car jack game by francojean23 December 3, 2007

Uncle Jack 

Your somewhat deranged crazy zoo worker uncle. Apparently the water there has made him crazy, because he now goes around collecting elephant sperm…and helping people off the elephants. He also consistently needs helpers for his collection program. He is a sad, sad person to have in your family.

If your uncle Jack helps you off an elephant, would you help your uncle Jack off an elephant

Uncle Jack by Cousin Fred2 August 20, 2013

Cactus Jack

One of the greatest rapper of all time Travis Scott’s other names. Also the name of his record label. When you’d order the Travy Patty at McDonald’s, you’d tell them Cactus Jack sent you!

McDonald’s employee: Hi welcome to McDo-
Tommy: You know why I’m here. Cactus Jack bent me over and fucked my back out. *blasts Sicko Mode*
McDonald’s employee: That’ll be $6.

Cactus Jack by rtben00 January 31, 2022

sophia and jack 

sophia and jack are the most cutest people on the planet. he plays crosscountry , swims , plus rugby ( football ) . he has brown shiny hair , and blue-green eyes ! he has the most amazing sixpack ever seen .

she has hazel brown beautiful sparkly eyes and golden brown waves . she plays soccer , basketball , swims and skateboards .

sophia and jack , i everybody could be them !

sophia and jack by Aiileen January 8, 2012

Jacksonville jack in a box 

You are recieving a rim job when you shart in the rimer's mouth with great force

Hey man, last night i gave her the Jacksonville jack in a box and she loved it.

Jacksonville jack in a box by Spawj May 20, 2014

Flab Jack 

What fat men hope for at the end of an invigorating brothel massage.

After that rubdown I asked for a quick flab jack, but she wanted an extra £2!

Flab Jack by Donkey Toboggan October 16, 2008