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grated cheese 

When a girl with braces is giving a blowjob and as she pulls her head back, the braces rip the skin off of the man's dong like grated cheese.
Steve: I never should've let that sloot blow me.
Rick: Why?
Steve: She had braces, and I got grated cheesed.
grated cheese by Sean-Ders August 19, 2013

Dirty Diaper Cheese 

Grated parmesan cheese used to sprinkle on pasta and pizza. It's called "dirty diaper cheese" because of it's stench.
Daddy called it "dirty diaper cheese" because the putrid stench reminded him of dirty diapers.

Eating the cheese 

Slang for slurping on a pussy with which the pussy juice and a little fecal matter mix.
Jack: Dude I totally banged this chick last night!
Tarzan: Wow, awesome dude.
Jack: Yea it was pretty intense...I may have been Eating the Cheese a little, though.
Eating the cheese by Drimicus September 27, 2008

dick cheese 

one very rad satanic dude
dick cheese by lil nick May 16, 2007

cheese monkey 

A blonde haired female primate that resides at the beach.
Whoa Nelle! I always see the cheese monkey with you on the beach.
cheese monkey by Smythee September 17, 2008