shit slapper

A gnome that likes to tickle your asshole so much that you shit, and he slaps it back up. Usually causes constipation.

G-nome must have been angry. Heard he was a real shit slapper.

by allahu Ackbar May 5, 2017

Shit Cup

Farting and Using your hand as a cup you sneak up on someone and release the smell into their face!!

Did you see Dave shit cup Johnny he couldn't take the smell he almost threw up and passed out!!!

by Ranchcarpets February 21, 2017

Shotgun Shit

When you go to deficate in the lavatory, but you need to be quick so you go for a shotgun shit, sometime given it’s name because it has a wide spread shot and can cause a lot of damage if it hits someone in close range.

“Hey Rob we are in the middle of a game where you going” “don’t worry lads I’m off to do a shotgun shit I’ll be back in 30 seconds”

by Mr.NotWorldWide October 5, 2018

That shit curves

When something is cool or works.

Randy: "Yo robby, look at these fat dubs on my whip"
Robby: "that shit curves fo show... Fo damn shoo"

by Streetplaya626 August 1, 2015

tater-shit

When your shit looks like a pile of tater-tots

Joyce was taking a shit and when she was done it looked like a pile of tater-tots,so she called it tater-shit

by Tater-man March 1, 2014

shit smudge

A mark of shit left behind in your underwear from either not wiping or not wiping properly with a wet wipe. To call someone a shit smudge is very derogatory.

That guy at the bar all drunk and picking fights with everyone is a real shit smudge.

by jimmybomm November 9, 2020

*shits on the table*

(exp.) Something do say when you ask to go to the bathroom and asks if you are functionally able to use the restroom

Fucking johnny: "Yo Mrs. Dinkledick! Can i use the restroom?
Dinklecunt: "Idk can you????"
Johnny: *shits on the table*

by h boy123 May 30, 2018