Slurp Daddy's Tongue

To desperatly curry favor with somebody.

She was in a serious need of money, so she had to Slurp Daddy's Tongue oh his Boss.
He Slurps Daddy's Tongue of his girlfriend parents, because he really wants to take her with him on a trip.
Imma need to Slurp Daddy's Tongue of Jesus, cause imma bout to be dragged to down the god damn hell, and hell no I ain't goin' there.

by KriZzu March 23, 2020

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Daddy

daddy is a commen word mosly using during what some people call "SMEXY TIMES"

The girl said "MMMMM DADDY DO IT HARDER" the boy said "UHHHH THIS FEELS NICEE" the girl screamed "DADDDYYYYYYYY THIS IS SO GOOD HARDER HARDER MMMMM"

by _LILMACCHICKEN March 23, 2021

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daddy joke

A dad joke that has an adult overtone, turning ‘Dad’ joke into the sexualized ‘Daddy’ joke moniker. These jokes would typically not be shared between a Father and his children, but would retain its eye-rolling and groan invoking effect.

Friend 1: “A sperm donor, a carpenter, and Julius Caesar walk into a bar. He came, he saw, he conquered."

Friend 2: “That was a solid Daddy Joke!”

by 72886 November 26, 2022

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Officer Big daddy

The kind of guy who thinks he's protecting someone from someone else with a knife by shooting them, rather than disarming them. Shooting is quicker, and there is less risk of injury to the officer involved, but it's also irreversible to the person getting shot and to their family.

There is no easy way to keep somebody who really wants to cut somebody up from doing it, but Officer Big Daddy does have more options than one, even if he doesn't like the hard ones that go with wearing a badge. If you really don't want to have to do anything physically hard at a time you least want to, there really are other jobs you won't endanger people at by making split second decisions that take a life, and assuming that it was always the right move.

by Solid Mantis April 21, 2021

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