Norman Moment

Worse than a blonde moment, a temporary lapse of brain cell function where all conceptions of tine and reality disappear

I made plans a month ago with my friend, and just remembered that those plans are right now, oops I had a Norman moment

by StonerwallJaxsun July 10, 2024

Pkono moment

When playing a video game such as Minecraft and you do something really stupid to get away or out of a situation and then dying in even more of a stupid fashion than you were able to escape the situation you were in previously.

Jack: I was able to evade them using an invisibility potion but then died to fall damage directly after
Jake: That sounds like you had a Pkono moment

by Pkono July 12, 2024

dumb moment

When you unintentionally do something stupid that could have been easily prevented however you instead experience slight brain processing misfunctions that result in a ridiculous, embarrassing accident.

Person A: You're supposed to turn left

Person B: I did...
Person A: Your left not my left!
Person B: Oh.. what a dumb moment

by Ieatgumforbreakfast July 20, 2024

Sisyphus Moment

1. A moment in which a struggle seems to be close to ending, but then goes all the way back to the beginning.

2. Endlessly dying to Sisyphus Prime in ULTRAKILL.

"bro, did you see that leak? they though they patched it, but it just opened up again! they've tried this multiple times already!"
"dude, that's a sisyphus moment right there.

by Klovespvz July 27, 2024

Gracie moment

Being extremely forgetful about the most random things, but having extreme knowledge for useless facts.

I couldn’t remember how to tie my shoelace earlier, I had such a bad Gracie moment!

by EXO OW July 29, 2024

eri moment

Baby fever induced by a cute man

Bitchboy: I wanna have this dude's baby right fucking now I wanna be bent over already.

Bitchboy 2: L + ratio + eri moment

by ESPURRMYSILLY August 8, 2024

Muscle Mommy

A tall, muscular, sometimes middle-aged woman who likes to treat their male (or female) partner like their own child, like how a mother does

Person 1: Bro, I got a muscle mommy girlfriend

Person 2: Damn, she looks old enough to be your mommy

by BSSNV2947 August 10, 2024