A striking young man, the pinnacle of youth. His massive dick dominates the cosmos, and his sharp jaw line is like the holy scabbard used to pierce Jesus; angular and defined.
The mere utterance of his name strikes fear into the hearts of many. Weak minded individuals bow down even with the mere glance of this illuminating spirit. Men hide away their wives so that this awe-inducing pinnacle of mankind would not render their wives unconscious. He is the enemy of men all around the world.
With a smile that lights up the darkest of rooms, women feel enchanted and the sensation of his touch becomes implanted into their christened minds; reminiscing upon this moment for the many years and generations to come.
The mere utterance of his name strikes fear into the hearts of many. Weak minded individuals bow down even with the mere glance of this illuminating spirit. Men hide away their wives so that this awe-inducing pinnacle of mankind would not render their wives unconscious. He is the enemy of men all around the world.
With a smile that lights up the darkest of rooms, women feel enchanted and the sensation of his touch becomes implanted into their christened minds; reminiscing upon this moment for the many years and generations to come.
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His cock is so big i cant bare it every time joe flashes his huge cock i just cant resist but to wrap my mouth around it and slurp up all that nut milk as my hairy cunt squirts violently
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Get the Joe mug.Joe is a guy who gets a haircut once a year and bumlicks damola. Joe spends all his money on vbucks and thinks he can say the N-word even though he's Asian and isn’t black. He is also shite at football and will miss open goals and heads the ball randomly even though its waist height. He also thinks he can make remixes and has a shit YouTube channel called joenb and joenbremixes. He may also have some weird form of speech problem as all he says is “wayne” “says you dumb” and “tring tring”
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