tryna get a mothafuckin' scholarship

A term which essentially means 'Chillin'', or simply relaxing at home. Taken from the movie Pineapple Express, in the scene where the drug dealer Red bounces a gym ball and explains how he has been spending his day, "tryna get a mothafuckin scholarship, chillin!"

Sean: "Dude, now that you quit your job, what do you do all day?"

Chester: "I've just been tryna get a mothafuckin' scholarship"

by kay lost September 15, 2009

Five minutes to get rid of it

An exclamation proclaimed after a gullible person falls victim to an exclamation such as "Hey -insert name here-". If they answer with the word "What", then they have five minutes to get someone else to say the word...if they don't...they explode.

Hey Joe guess what!
What?
Five minutes to get rid of it!
Dangit...uh...hey fred!
Yes?
NO!

by Dan Shure June 25, 2006

fuck off and get killed

an excellent phrase to rid of unwanted pests. it informs the other concerned party that their mission, should they choose to accept it, is to fuck off and then get killed.

religion peddler @ door_"have you found christ?"

me_"no i haven't. i didn't even know he was missing."

religion peddler @ door_"take my beliefs seriously."

me_"fuck off and get killed."

by vulvahammer July 10, 2010

get stoned with two birds

To put off several different tasks at once, usually to smoke some weed. Can also refer to the state of lethargy that typically accompanies such activity.

Instead of paying the rent and going to class, I decided to get stoned with two birds and smoke a joint.

by themilkmantrink August 24, 2011

get cake,die young

Get cake,die young is one of Lil Peep's tattoos on his forehead.

Get cake,die young

by Idk oop July 3, 2020

get your wick wet

Having sex.

Nobody was sure whether Ethan had gotten his wick wet over the previous weekend. The hooker he was t steppin with was dead, and the donkey was nowhere to be found.

Ethan wanted you to get your wick wet when you were t steppin with him last week.

by The Chad Michael Murray April 12, 2010

getting out the bad seed

having a wank, every bloke knows that if u don't blow ya load at least once a week your spunk goes bad inside your balls, leading to rashes, insomnia, shivers, madness & death!! So by getting out the 'bad seed' you are promoting healthy living.

I couldn't bloody sleep so i had a wank & by getting out the bad seed i was able to snooze soundly.

by Grey69 August 3, 2007