Screw fuck farting

The art of swapping babies in hospital or murdering there parents early on so as to perpetuate shitty ways of life that lead to such things as lepricy and the doom of all mankind and perhaps even everything

Hey Jack let’s go screw fuck farting
Sorry bobby I’ve done too much using and can’t even walk or speak which is why I am up your arse at the moment talking to you out of my body in our favourite way kiss kiss lover

by Myster Vbody May 23, 2018

Emilia fart

Iconic

"Emilia fart is an iconic queen"

by a very nice chicken nugget April 9, 2018

fart pod

A Fart pod is simply James Harrell.

-Man.. Stop being such a fart pod!

-That was a fart pod thing to do.

-You look like straight up fart pod today.

by Brittany sperlock May 28, 2018

FART

a THING THAT COMES OUT OF UR BUTT OR UR BUTT CLAPPING FOR YOU!

Hey i farted
TMI BRO!

by IM A KIAN December 15, 2017

emilia fart

A litteral queen.
The most genuine youtuber and person.

Person 1: Who’s Emilia Fart?
Person 2: The most genuine and funny youtuber

by i'm shooketh December 17, 2017

fart collectors

Underwear worn all day long. Science says humans pass gas 10-20 times per day, so all underwear collects a lot of gas. fart, poot, let one rip, gas master, pass gas, flatulence, toot, rip one, poop, do-do, bowel movement, bm, crap, underwear, undies, drawers, pajamas, skivvies, long johns

I shouldn't have had those tacos for lunch, my fart collectors are working overtime.

by joecoolthefool December 18, 2017

Fart Pipe

A person's anal cavity that has been so stretched out by anal penetration that when the person farts it comes out it sounds like the breeze coming by.

After I fucked Jaylyn last night she was a fart pipe.

by kingkeizer April 21, 2018